Nothing of me is original.

I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

how can you not love them?

4 years, hundreds of hours, and dozens of penis-related jokes later, my boys sent me off in quite the sentimental style. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHO’S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HYPER-DEVOUT CHRISTIAN ATTEMPTING TO ESTABLISH A THEOCRATIC REGIME IN A POLITICALLY DIVIDED NATION FULL OF BELEAGUERED AND UNDEREDUCATED CITIZENS AT THE EXPENSE OF THEIR RIGHTS AND SAFETIES?
DUH. JOSEPH KONY.
NO, THEY HAVE TO BE ACTIVE IN THEIR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN.
OH, THEN RICK SANTORUM.

lololololol.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHO’S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HYPER-DEVOUT CHRISTIAN ATTEMPTING TO ESTABLISH A THEOCRATIC REGIME IN A POLITICALLY DIVIDED NATION FULL OF BELEAGUERED AND UNDEREDUCATED CITIZENS AT THE EXPENSE OF THEIR RIGHTS AND SAFETIES?

DUH. JOSEPH KONY.

NO, THEY HAVE TO BE ACTIVE IN THEIR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN.

OH, THEN RICK SANTORUM.

lololololol.

thing0ftheweek:

The Most Astounding Fact

Astrophysicist Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson was asked by a reader of TIME magazine, “What is the most astounding fact you can share with us about the Universe?” This is his answer.

“Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics.

You are all stardust.

…So forget Jesus. The stars died so you could be here today.”

-Lawrence M. Krauss

this is reel productions, a film society that i’m involved in on campus.

the video serves as a fun way to present the board members.

i really, really like them. a lot. 

staff:

Name PBS ParentsLocation Arlington, VA
Even the most amazing parents can use a little help sometimes. That’s where PBS Parents comes in. Their main site focuses on children’s development including social and emotional, physical and educational. The PBS Parents Tumblr blog, in contrast, celebrates the fun of parenthood. For example: Check out this incredible Mr. Rogers Cake, these pun-tastic vintage Valentine’s Day cards, and this helpful infographic on Types of Diaper Loads. Also, there are cute baby pics.
Also check out…
Animals Doing People Things Because cute!
This Is What A Scientist Looks Like The stereotypical perception of a scientist ends here.
Notes To My Future Husband An irreverent guide to a happily ever after.

word.

staff:

Name PBS Parents
Location Arlington, VA

Even the most amazing parents can use a little help sometimes. That’s where PBS Parents comes in. Their main site focuses on children’s development including social and emotional, physical and educational. The PBS Parents Tumblr blog, in contrast, celebrates the fun of parenthood. For example: Check out this incredible Mr. Rogers Cake, these pun-tastic vintage Valentine’s Day cards, and this helpful infographic on Types of Diaper Loads. Also, there are cute baby pics.

Also check out…

Animals Doing People Things
Because cute!

This Is What A Scientist Looks Like
The stereotypical perception of a scientist ends here.

Notes To My Future Husband
An irreverent guide to a happily ever after.

word.

can i just ride again right now, please?
please?

can i just ride again right now, please?

please?

can i just. please?

can i just. please?